Heavy: Ted Cruz Jokingly Confesses That He’s DB Cooper

U.S. Senator Ted Cruz has copped to one of the most mysterious crimes of the last century. He says he’s DB Cooper. Of course, it’s a joke. Cruz is not DB Cooper. He’s also not the Zodiac Killer, in case you’re wondering (if you really need an explanation of that one, you can check out … Continue reading Heavy: Ted Cruz Jokingly Confesses That He’s DB Cooper